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Dana Diminutive Dana…aaah. The little girl back in 1970 who liked all
kinds of everything, was adored by many and suffered by most. But she
meant what she said, because Dana has since become a European MP by day
and a high-class hooker by night. Dana can also keep big black balls up
in the air. But that's her night job. |
Dschingis Khan "Hu ha, hu ha" etc. A 1970's paean to an ancient
warmonger, sung by a bald German in gold lame tights and weighty shoulder
pads, flanked by leather booted backing singers. I defy you to find that
anywhere else. |
Dana International
If proof were needed how much improvement a bit of slap can do to a person, take a look at this CD cover from the Israeli winner of 1998. In fact Dana International was still getting used to the balance of having a pair of silicon breasts and a strapped-up willy a year later when she tripped up presenting the trophy to a completely up-staged Charlotte Nilsson. Mind you, who wouldn't be upstaged by an Israeli bloke showing his two veg to 500 million people from under a mini-skirt. |
Denmark Denmark started the new Millennium by showing just what they could give
to Europe music wise, but at the same time refusing to get involved with
a new coinage system. |
Deen
Battle Beyond The Stars" Sador blatantly appealed
to all homosexuals in Europe to vote for him, and went on to perform the
gayest turn for many a year. Disappointingly, the backing singers popped
on a pair of shorts for the Final thus depriving the prudish Europeans
the sight of a pink leotarded wide-open crotch poised about a foot away
from Deen's face. More camp than Pontins, Deen clearly struck the right
note with many voters, finishing as it did in 9th and qualifying Bosnia
for next year's final. As for the song, "Turn me slow, up and down,
here we go." Deen's a pancake! An irredeemably shite pancake that
first stuck to the pan, and when tossed (for this is indeed toss) flew
out of the pan and into the dog's basket. If you will. |