What do I think of this?

Mad as bucket of frogs, the Ukrainians. Fact. Words don't really do this justice. Svetlana is a controversial character in her homeland, having released a clothing range called "fuck the macho" (how rude). In other words she doesn't hold back. The national final saw her start "Be my valentine" on the back of a walloper, singing upside down. Novel. The song for what it's worth is a camp-fest of noise, lights, and action. There will be much flesh, and a contraption named "the hell machine" which is a big piece of metal resembling a hamster wheel. The song is base, catchy, and will raise a smile. Everybody... "I'll call you on the phone, You speak in monotone". Class isn't a factor here. But victory may be.
KPI's - Hamster wheels, poledancing, centurions, drum kits, sparkly boots, etc

The creative genius of Svetlana Loboda will perform for Ukraine at this year's contest. She's a local icon in many areas, starting with singing and ending with script writing and fashion.
Svetlana Loboda was born on the 18th of October, 1982 in Kyiv. Studying piano, conducting, variety and jazz vocal, having the experience of composer, leading role actress in musical, TV host, designer, photographer, singer in Ukraine's, Russia's and CIS most popular girls band and finally a solo artist, in her 27th year Svetlana has come up as one of the top music stars in her country.
From very early ages the future queen of epatage showed a strong tension for music and acting.
In 2004 Svetlana went to the casting for VIA Gra band, well-known in Eastern Europe and having successful gigs in Japan and other countries. Thanks to her vocal, choreography, and magnetic image she managed to surpass nearly 500 rivals and became a new soloist of the band.
Svetlana's first solo music video was Cherno-Belaya Zima (Black-and-white Winter). A year leter in November 2005, she released her debut album Ty Ne Zabudesh (You Won't Forget).
In Spring 2008, the singer released the album Ne Macho (Not Macho). April 2008 saw the launch of her own fashion line wearing the name F*ck The Macho. The scandalous, as it may seem, the idea became the popular trend and stylish concept, expressing social protest against false glamorous trends and sticky stereotypes.

Be my valentine

You are sexy - bom
You are so sexy - bom
Gon' make me crazy - bom
We're gonna do the bom bom
Ain't that amazing - bom

I'm very busy - bom
It's not so easy - bom
I'm gonna tease you - bom bom
Without a reason - bom

I'll call you on the phone
You speak in monotone
Don't wanna be alone
Because I'm crazy - bom

Baby, baby you're so fine
Be my, be my valentine
Baby, baby you're so fine
Be my, be my valentine

My pride and prejudice
I will just reminisce
These are the things you can't miss
Come on, give me a kiss

There's nothing dangerous
I know what's waitin' on us
We'll keep each other restless
Oh boy, you look impressed

The charm that I possess
Will put you to the test
To satisfy my interest
Come over, be my guest

I'll show you to my nest
You're under arrest
The others may be jealous
'Cause you're the one who's blessed

Baby, baby you're so fine
Be my, be my valentine
Baby, baby you're so fine
Be my, be my valentine

Yeah, aha...
You are sexy - bom
You are sexy - bom
Really crazy - bom
You and you and you
Anti-crisis - bom

Baby, I can save your world
I'm your anti-crisis girl
Baby, I can save your world
I'm your anti-crisis girl

Baby, I can save the world
I'm your anti-crisis girl
Baby, I can save the world
I'm your anti-crisis girl
Baby, I can save the world
I'm your anti-crisis girl