What do I think of this?
My wonderful other half rather sweetly asked me why the German effort for 2009 was called "Miss Kiss Kiss Bang" when "Miss Kiss Bang Bang" would sound much more catchy. Clearly this is incontroverible proof that I have put her through far too much of this sort of thing, but it also serves to show that the Germans think differently from much of Europe. Consistent in their lounge style seediness, our Teutonic cousins have thrown in another swing song, a style of music I had presumed had undergone an extinction level event, only to find trilbies and razor sharp suits clinging to life in deep crevasses in the Ruhr region. Even with the guest appearance of Dita Von Tiese, a Burlesque performer and famous for hiding razor blades from Marilyn Manson, I can see this threatening 25th place come the final, surprising considering Alex's back catalogue including the German no.1 hit, "Sweetest Ass in the World".
KPI's - Burlesque Star & a white piano

An unknown force in the music industry is definitely not the way to describe Alex Christensen. DJ, producer, composer. With his Groundbreaking idea for the song Das Boot in 1991 in a Techno version, Alex revolutionized the techno music scene by making techno chart compatible.
Alex was also featured alongside Christina Appelgate and James Marshall in the film Cyberman. Alex has disc jockeyed along with DJ icons including Sven Väth, and Moby. As a producer, from the 1990's to now he has produced for artists including Right Said Fred, Marky Mark, Jose Carreras, Paul Anka, Tom Jones, Michael Bolton, and N'Sync. Following Alex's fifth number one single with Du hast den schönsten Arsch der Welt and album Euphorie he has stayed true to his signature style, mixing dance music and German text.
Oscar's career is a typical example of the American Dream. The youngest of five children, Oscar was raised in a single parent household on the wrong side of town. Determined not to let a lack of formal training hold him back, at age 24 he left everything behind and moved to New York to finally realise his dream. Only one month after having lived in the Big Apple he was stopped by a famous Broadway producer/choreographer on the street and was asked three questions, "Can you sing? Can you act? Can you dance?" The answer was a resounding "Hell Yeah!".
With the track Miss Kiss Kiss Bang it has become possible to successfully combine Alex's abilities as producer, and composer, with Oscar's extraordinary talent as performer.

Miss kiss kiss bang

Hey Miss Kiss, let us dance

Mrs Kiss Kiss Bang, she's not a fool
Extraordinary and oh so cool
When I feel the touch of her sweet lips
I know this is a devil's kiss

She sets my soul on fire with no return
Ooh baby, just burn, burn, burn
And our faith went like Mr and Mrs Right
So I'll give you my heart tonight

Miss Kiss Kiss Bang, come and let us sing
Miss Kiss Kiss Bang, now let us swing
Shake your sweet, sweet, sweet little thing
Mrs Kiss Kiss Bang, come let us swing

When I look into her eyes the flames grow higher
I know this is a kiss of fire
Imagination feeds my hungry heart
Give me your love before we part

And I'm on the way of no return
Ooh baby, just burn, burn, burn
And our faith went like Mr and Mrs Right
So I'll give you my heart tonight

Miss Kiss Kiss Bang, come and let us sing
Miss Kiss Kiss Bang, now let us swing
Shake your sweet, sweet, sweet little thing
Mrs Kiss, come on and let us sing

Do the hee dee hi ho (Sing hee dee hi ho)
Do the hee dee hi hey (Sing hee dee hi hey)
Do the dip dip diddee (Sing dip dip diddee)
Do the skiddly skiddly bo (Sing skiddly skiddly bo)

Now do the gucci bang bang (Sing gucci bang bang)
Do the skiddly buffely boodely bump (Sing skiddly buffely boodely bump)
Do the oh... (Sing oh...)
Mrs Kiss, you are my everything tonight

Now shake your sweet, sweet sexy thing

Miss Kiss Kiss Bang, come and let us sing
(Miss Kiss Kiss Bang, Miss Kiss Kiss Bang)
Miss Kiss Kiss Bang, now let us swing
(Miss Kiss Kiss Bang, Miss Kiss Kiss Bang)

You are my queen and I'm your king
(Miss Kiss Kiss Bang, Miss Kiss Kiss Bang)
Shake your sweet, sweet thing
Do the ring-a-ding ding
Mrs Kiss, come on and let us sing

Do the hee dee hi ho (Sing hee dee hi ho)
Do the hee dee hi hey (Sing hee dee hi hey)
Mrs Kiss Kiss Bang
Come let us swing

Miss Kiss