" Roger Cicero: Swing is his thing!"

Roger Cicero, born on 6th July 1970, is genetically predestined. Eugen Cicero, Roger's father, was a famous jazz pianist in the 1970s in Europe. His mother was a dancer at the opera, but was unable to continue her career because of a broken toe. Artists were constant guests at home, the legendary Josephine Baker cuddled him on her lap.

At the age of 4 he was lifted onto a piano stool - but his protests were successful. Roger Cicero did not want to be a wunderkind. At 10 he discovered the guitar, which was much more to his liking. On long car trips father and son sang songs together by Gilbert O'Sullivan, Errol Garner, Stevie Wonder and Manhattan Transfer, and Roger's early musical taste developed in this way.

At just 12 he made his first stage appearance (with Helen Vita), at 16 he had his first TV shows with Horst Jankowski and the RIAS dance orchestra. After leaving school he underwent solid musical training: first of all song, piano and guitar at the Hohner conservatoire in Trossingen. In 1991 he studied music at the School of the Arts in Hilversum, majoring in jazz singing. With his club appearances he not only financed his life in Holland but also developed into a charismatic entertainer. Back in Germany he worked first with the Soullounge formation, later on issuing his first CD under his own name and that of the After Hours formation. Other jazz CDs followed (among others with Julia Hülsmann) and Cicero was praised by all the critics, both for the CDs and for his live performances.

Finally, the meeting with songwriters and producers Frank Ramond and Mathias Haß led to his jazz-oriented path curving sharply upwards. With this team he was able to realise a long-held dream: to record a CD with swing music and contemporary German lyrics. The album was called "Männersachen" and entered the charts in the lee of the fantastic single "Zieh die Schuh aus" just 2 weeks after it was issued at the end of May. And it's still there. The current status is platinum.

Roger Cicero was ready for the big stage. With his brilliant 11-piece band, under the direction of the pianist Lutz Krajenski, his music partner, he is now taking part in a major tour of Germany. Many of the 33 concerts planned up to now have already been sold out. Cicero is being celebrated by enthusiastic audiences and is enjoying the success to the full.

The song he has written especially for this occasion is called "Frauen regier'n die Welt" ("Women rule the world"). This does not refer so much to the power initiative by Angie, Hillary, Ségolène & Co - it is more a deep-seated recognition, internalised over generations but still accepted with a twinkle in the eyes, that only an out-and-out macho does not want to accept. And Roger Cicero is definitively not a macho.

The Singer
 
I'm not an expert about what drives musical tastes across all European nations (after all I'm a Eurosong fan). However, I'd be willing to put a wager on that there's not many nations that haven't warmed to "Ole Blue Eyes" & his brethren. Ok Mr Sinatra and his ilk were mostly egotistical, racist, petty criminals, but at they created an impressive performing fraternity all those 50 years ago. It was a smooth sound, which all the more confusing to have a German trying to emulate it. On the bright side though, he likes a good hat does Roger, and I admire the lad for that.

The Past
 
The only modern-day success for Germany was "A little peace" in 1982. Let's hope they hold onto that sentiment for a little longer. Cheap shot, I know.
Another nation that hardly ever fail to entertain, the contest would not be same without the Germans. 
Rather peculiarly considering their earnest national stereotyping, the Germans are one of the more likely to send a loon to the party, the kind of joker that puts a fake severed finger in the finger food. Recently Gulido, Stefan, and Lou have all warmed the cockles of my heart, proudly grasping the true sentiment of the contest, namely unadulterated Leerdammer cheesiness. A bloke called Ralf Siegel has written most of recent German songs (or as Terry put it "since the days of the Weimar Republic"), and he consistently raised the bar of nonsensical behaviour and sailed over it time and time again. I like Germany in Eurovision. It's fun.

The Song

Germany have done it agin. Never a nation to stand back and watch Eurosong pass them by, the Germans have come up with a bastard of a song that works wonderfully. It won't win of course, but you've got to admire it. Anyone who has the brio of performing a song that mentions parkas and ballet in the style of Sinatra has to be applauded. Beats Irael by a short brim to the most amusing lyrics of the year, and of course a true reflection on the emasculation of the male that is now firmly entrenched in the West...the Georgians won't have a clue what Roger's on about, especially since it's sung in German.

Overall

I always wondered where I was going wrong, and now I know. It appears that not only do you need a ring to express your love for the woman in your life, but alas a mink is also a required purchase. Where do you get minks from these days? Please email. We like Roger here at Douzepoints Towers, but can't bring oursleves to support "Women Rule The World", because we-re red blooded males and we need to rail against songs likle this, however true the sentiment may be.

In a Nutshell
"Swing for surburban swingers"

the philosopher says

meme A self-replicating unit of cultural meaning, as understood by biologist Richard Dawkins. Transmitted socially among individuals of different generations, memes evolve through processes of mutation and natural selection. Thus, for example, the jingles sung by children while skipping rope, the conventional standards for fashionable dress, and the notions comprising the "common-sense" view of the world are all passed on through time, gradually modifying without any deliberate guidance. Recommended Reading: Richard Dawkins, The Selfish Gene (Oxford, 1990)


Frauen regier'n die Welt

Schon in der Schule die Jungs ha'm gelacht
Doch mir hat's überhaupt nichts ausgemacht
Sie war so süß und ihre Beine so lang
Bin fast ein Jahr in ihren Ballettkurs gegangen

Als ich erfuhr, dass sie auf Umweltschutz steht
Hab ich "nein danke" auf mein' Parka genäht
Das hat sie damals alles nicht in'tressiert
Doch seitdem weiß ich wer die Welt regiert

Wie sie geh'n und steh'n
Wie sie dich anseh'n
Und schon öffnen sich Tasche und Herz
Und dann kaufst du 'n Ring und 'n Nerz

Ein lasziver Blick
Und schon ändert sich deine Politik
Kein Boss und kein Actionheld
Kein Staat und kein Mafiageld
Frauen regiern die Welt

Alle Register von kokett bis naiv
Sie ha'm als Baby schon den Vater im Griff
Sie geben alles wenn sie irgendwas wollen
Und du beißt auf Granit wenn sie schmollen

Du machst dich lächerlich und lässt dich verhau'n
Damit die Mädels einmal nur rüberschauen
Sie pushen Beckham und stürtzten Clinton
Ohne dafür 'ne Partei zu gründen

Wie sie geh'n und steh'n
Wie sie dich anseh'n
Und schon öffnen sich Tasche und Herz
Und dann kaufst du 'n Ring und 'n Nerz

Ein lasziver Blick
Und schon ändert sich deine Politik
Kein Boss und kein Actionheld
Kein Staat und kein Mafiageld
Frauen regiern die Welt

Wie sie geh'n und steh'n
Wie sie dich anseh'n
Und schon öffnen sich Tasche und Herz
Und dann kaufst du 'n Ring und 'n Nerz

Ein lasziver Blick
Und schon ändert sich deine Politik
Kein Boss und kein Actionheld
Kein Staat und kein Mafiageld
Frauen regiern die Welt  

Women rule the world

Already in school the boys have laughed
But I didn't care at all
She was so cute, her legs so long
I went to her ballet lessons for almost a year

When I got to know that she is into environmentalism
I stitched "no, thanks" on my parka
She didn't care bout that back then
But since then I know who rules the world

The way they walk and stand
The way they look at you
And yet your bag and heart get open
And then you buy a ring and a mink

A lascivious look
And yet your policy is changing
No boss and no action hero
No state and no mafia money
Women rule the world

All the stops from coquettish to naive
Yet as a baby they have coped with their father
They give anything if they want something
And you bang your head against a brick wall when they are sulking

You make yourself ridiculous and you get yourself beaten
There with the girls look over just once
They push Beckham and they overthrow Clinton
Without founding a party

The way they walk and stand
The way they look at you
And yet your bag and your heart get open
And then you buy a ring and a mink

A lascivious look
And yet your policy is changing
No boss and no action hero
No state and no mafia money
Women rule the world

The way they walk and stand
The way they look at you
And yet your bag and your heart get open
And then you buy a ring and a mink

A lascivious look
And yet your policy is changing
No boss and no action hero
No state and no mafia money
Women rule the world

 
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Prediction Semi Final -
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