"...That, however, only makes them a good band; what makes them more than that is their joyful humanism."

The Spin

With an image built on '70s glam rock costumes and big gestures, combined with catchy radio-friendly songs, the Ark had a major breakthrough in Sweden in 2000. Before that, few had heard of the band, even if it had been around since 1991, when it was formed by singer Ola Salo, guitarist Jepson, bassist Lasse "Leari" Ljungberg, and drummer Olsson. As a local band, they played small concerts and minor festivals through the '90s, and their EP Racing with the Rabbits got catastrophic reviews, if any.

In 1997, the band was close to breaking up but was contacted by Robert Jelink, who had sung with the Creeps. Jelink managed to get the Ark a record deal, and with backing from Grand Recordings and the new members Martin Axén (guitar) and Sylvester Schlegel (drums), the quintet moved to Malmö. In 2000, the Ark played warm-up for Kent on a nationwide tour, and later that year released the single "Let Your Body Decide," which became a big radio hit. The next single, "It Takes a Fool to Remain Sane," was even more successful, and when the debut album, We Are the Ark, was released in the autumn, it won two Grammy Awards and sold very well.

In the press, the Ark was often said to represent the return of glam rock, but while the clothes definitely had a '70s connection, the music had less to do with it. Their next album, In Lust We Trust, continued their success and sparked hits in singles "Father of a Son" and "Calleth You, Cometh I," the former song also causing some controversy as it addressed homosexual adoption rights. Salo, however, still wasn't totally satisfied with the band's sound and wanted to really mix things up (and make people dance!) for the Ark's third album. Consequently, he took over creative control of the band and got together with their unofficial sixth member, Jens Andersson.

Their songs are big but nimble, built around anthemic hooks and driven by rock-dance rhythms. That, however, only makes them a good band; what makes them more than that is their joyful humanism. The Ark are not maudlin, angry, cynical, or ironic, which distinguishes them from almost every other current band I can think of. Put another way: They have absolutely no fear of being uncool.
Salo, 29, is the visionary. Like the rest of the band, he comes from a semi-industrial rural area called Smaland, the upstate New York of Sweden. The son of Lutheran missionaries who had lived in Africa for a decade, he was sawing away on the violin by age 5 and, not much later, writing his own material. His first songs were in made-up English, a language he thought far superior to his native tongue. "My parents had these two dictionaries side by side, the English-to-Swedish and the Swedish-to-English," he says. "The first one was so much bigger because English has so many more words, so much more creativity. Swedish was the language of all the stupid people I had to meet every day. Stupid people speak English, too, of course, but I only discovered that later."
Rock music marked the way out of a stoic culture burdened by low expectations. "Growing up in a religious household, I expected life to be full of miracles," Salo says. "When I realized that nobody was ever going to walk on water or split any seas in this world, it was deeply disappointing. I thought that in music, I could create the magic missing in real life."
In 1991, Salo started the Ark, its members brought together by a love of sixties psychedelic rock. "Our parents were old hippies, and they had these great record collections," says guitarist Martin Axén, who was close to the band from early on and joined it officially in 1997. "Compared to Hendrix and the Doors and Jefferson Airplane, everything else sucked."
They staged wild floor shows and wore glittery, feathery costumes. All that, however, would have meant little if the Ark didn't also have great songs. Salo created an operatic style of rock; one of his classic compositions is the blazing, thoroughly uplifting "Father of a Son," about gay parenting, which became a hit in Sweden just as the law was changed to allow it. Opponents of the change-and there were more of them than you'd think in Sweden-were singing along to the chorus without knowing what they were saying.

The Singer
 
The Ark are big in Sweden. And when I say big in Sweden, I don't mean big in the Melodifestivalen scale of things, not that big. More like many top ten hits and a glam following to parallel Slade in 1971. Amusingly named lead singer Ola Salo is a wacko quite frankly, a man who prefers to go bottomless rather than topless, and has police cautions to show for it. They won the second biggest European annual musical camp-fest as hot favourites, beating the perennial runner-up (and deserved winner IMHO) Andreas Jonsson. A lively fellow, Mr Salo will most probably be the first to employ rigging since Horn, and the other members of the band will fill in with Quo-like strumming.

The Past
  
Many immediately think of Sweden when they think Eurovision. Of course much of that is down to ABBA, who no doubt induced my birth in 1974. Sweden is a smashing country when all said and done, innocently jovial and then depressive in turns. Fortunately for all of us, they've been nothing but innocently jovial at the Eurovision, including the four times they've won, beginning in 1974 of course with the most famous Swedish export since the vibrating egg. A caked on Charlotte Nilsson won in 1999, signalling the beginning of the new age of Eurosong. A proud Euronation, and one to be cherished.

The Song
 
The Worrying Kind has been likened to Shangalang, a ditty from those purveyors of fine Tartan, the Bay City Rollers. This just about tells you all you need to know about the type of musical quality on display in 2007, considering Sweden are one of the hot favourites. An unecessary & potentially damaging disregard for the emergency services aside, the song is an amusing piece of fluff from a genre that Eurovision recongises as being hip and trendy.

Overall

It appears Salo really does believe he is "a mortal with potential of a superman". Good for him, although from the look of his lower quarters on Hamngatan, I'd have to say Clark Kent won't be too concerned. A professional outfit, there really is no way this will finish outside of the top ten. The Swedes may well be faced with the same old problem of not having enough wow factor in their performance. No win since 1999 and my prediction machine came out with a very low finish for what is a highly regarded song. A fair draw (just before the interval), probably the most professional act of the year, and large local support....and still my machine came up with 10th. But machines are devoid of emotion and feeling (see Logan) and I have to separate myself from my willingness to attend Stockholm 2008. Go on The Ark.

In a Nutshell
"Watch out for the glassy ole stare, you may slip & fall"

the philosopher says

absurd Contrary to reason or beyond the limits of rational thought; paradoxical, nonsensical, or meaningless. According to Camus, Sartre, and other existentialists, absurdity is an inescapable consequence of any sensitive effort to live in the face of an indifferent reality. The all-too-human inclination to yearn most passionately for those things which we can never possess, for example, is absurd in this sense. For example, an absurd thought would be that a re-hashed 1970's song, perfomed by a man not keen on wearing anything below his waist, is acutally going to win Eurosong.

The Worrying Kind

Moves, I like to make 'em
Grooves, I like to shake 'em
Shake 'em from my troublesome mind
'Cause sometimes you'll find
That I'm out of my mind
You see baby, I'm the worrying kind

Words, I like to break 'em
Words, I'd like to shake 'em
Shake 'em from my troublesome mind
And you turn up your nose
It's a joke you suppose
But baby, I'm the worrying kind

So if you see me somewhere
With that glassy ol' stare
And the panic and fear in my eyes
Don't call for first aid or the fire brigade
Or the local police 'cause they won't care

I'm just a silly old boy with my head in the can
I'm just a mortal with potential of a superman
But what sense does it make
When I feel like a fake
When I'm saying to you all be good for goodness sake?

Words, I like to break 'em
Words, I'd like to shake 'em
Shake 'em from my troublesome mind
And why? Heaven knows, it's a joke, I suppose
But baby, I'm the worrying kind

So if you see me somewhere
With that glassy ol' stare
And the panic and fear in my eyes
Don't call for first aid or the fire brigade
Or the local police 'cause they won't care

I'm just a silly old boy with my head in the can
I'm just a mortal with potential of a superman
But what sense does it make
When I feel like a fake
When I'm saying to you all be good for goodness sake?

Oh words, I like to break 'em
Words, I'd like to shake 'em
Shake them from my troublesome mind
And why? Heaven knows, it's a joke I suppose
But baby, I'm the worrying kind

And you turn up your nose
And you say it's a pose
But baby, I'm the worrying kind
Yeah, sometimes I'm blind
I'm just out of my mind
Baby, I'm the worrying kind

Prediction Semi Final -
Final 10th