What do I think of this?

Payne Stewart's pants have been rescued from the Florida skip and live again on InCulto, a crazzey five piece from Lithuania. These gentlemen don't come across as particularly natural dancers, and I fear they will struggle even without the added handicap of tight Winne the Pooh slacks. The emphasis here is indeed on the poo, particularly in respect of the attempt of formation dancing. Fusion is often a lazy disappointment, and "Eastern European Funk" more than lives down to my expectation.

They seem nice enoguh chaps, but in a tricky Semi, the only way I can see them going, is heading back to Lufthavn airport on Friday morning via a lap dancing bar.

Biography

"You've seen it all before, we've got no taste, we're all a bore". It takes guts to enter the Eurovision Song Contest with an opening line like that. However, it doesn't take long to understand that we're dealing with tongue-in-cheek humour. You may accuse InCulto of many things but inducing boredom is not one of them.
It all started in 2003 - Jurgis Didžiulis, a Colombian-born musician, found himself immersed in club scene of Lithuania, homeland of his grandparents. He never looked back. Mixing Latin rhythms, funk energy and "don't give a damn" attitude of punk, InCulto was destined to become an irresistible good fun recipe - full of vigour and with a touch of quirkiness.
Mainstream success was imminent. Seven years down the line, InCulto boasts two well-received albums, a number of Lithuanian music awards, more than 500 gigs worldwide. In 2006, the band was nominated by MTV Europe for Best Baltic Act award. And Jurgis went even further, proving he's no one trick pony by inventing a successful electro-rock side project TWNKL and performing role of Judas at big scale Lithuanian arena production of Jesus Christ Superstar. In 2010, InCulto were selected to take part in the ESC with Eastern European Funk. An infectious, somewhat humorous commentary on the differences of Eastern and Western Europe.