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	What do I think of this?
	Upon hearing Serbia's entry for this year you may not be surprised to learn that the songwriter also provided incidental music for "Borat". A wholly alien looking being, Milan Stankovic wanly hops around the stage like something you may have seen being condescended to by James T Kirk. Lording it up royally, Mr Stankovic is dressed from head to toe in pastels and splashes of sequins. My guess would be this was written by a few students after a heavy night on the tabac and Rakia. Nothing else in the competition goes for the nether regions of the camp vote, and these are in Milan's velvet bag as a result. The five acrylic urinal pedestals at the back belong in another song, but even with this in mind this will fly in to the Final. All in all best described in dairy terminology as a light cottaging-like cheese, light on the palate but quickly becomes disgusting if enjoyed too much.





	KPI's - Bowl Cut, Big Horns, Eeh heh's, Throws a v-sign, Public Toilets
		Biography Two popular artists, one younger, one older, both extremely talented - this is what Serbia decided to send to the Eurovision Song Contest this year. Milan Stankovic shot to fame from a Pop Idol-like contest in Serbia. The 22-year-old star achieved victory at almost every stage of the contest back in 2007. Since that year he's become very successful, known for his eccentric dressing style and distinctive looks. His debut album, Solo, sold quickly 50,000 copies and brought him a lot of fans. He leaves no one indifferent - some love him, others challenge his fame. But one thing is certain - the media and the fans follow closely his every step. His song was written by the renowned composer Goran Bregovic. He's been called the founding father of Yogoslav rock scene. Besides being very successful in music, he's also a famous film director, having received many prestigious awards. His song Djurdjevdan, as well as some other of his compositions, are known in the history of film as a light motive from the cult film "Borat". He's also composed music for theatre and has even written an opera, called "Karmen with a Happy Ending". Until now it has been performed more than 150 times in metropolis all over the world. Goran Bregovic is an honorary citizen of Buenos Aires, Athens and Tirana. He was also granted an honorary doctorate by the British University of Sheffield.















	This is Balkan Hey... Ljubica, Ljubica Ljubica, you're making my mouth water Hey... squeeze me, kiss me Ljubica, press me against your chest You're kissing me like a girl, you have no shame Belgrade, Belgrade, I'm cheeky Not once, not twice, three times for me Belgrade, Belgrade, three times, it's our way Balkan, Balkan, Balkan, this is Balkan, come on Hop, hop, hop, this is Balkan, come on Hop, hop, hop, this is Balkan, come on Hop, hop, hop, this is Balkan, come on Hop, hop, hop, this is Balkan, come on Hey... Ljubica, Ljubica Your breasts are a deadly weapon, Ljubica You're kissing me like a girl, you have no shame Belgrade, Belgrade, I'm cheeky Not once, not twice, three times for me Belgrade, Belgrade, three times, it's our way Balkan, Balkan, Balkan, this is Balkan, come on! Hop, hop, hop, this is Balkan, come on Hop, hop, hop, this is Balkan, come on Hop, hop, hop, this is Balkan, come on Hop, hop, hop, this is Balkan, come on Just a bit, just a bit, just a bit, just a bit Just a bit, just a bit, just a bit, just a bit Just a bit, just a bit, give it to him You're kissing me like a girl, you have no shame Belgrade, Belgrade, I'm cheeky Not once, not twice, three times for me Belgrade, Belgrade, three times, it's our way




	Is it Milan Stankovic who seems to be rammed full of hot air
	Or is it Mariangelo Melato from Flash Gordon