"One might spend a lifetime trying to get into the spotlight. Trying again and again to sneak in through the back door of this thing called 'showbiz'."

Music & Lyrics by: A. Mamontovas & S.Urbonavicius

LT UNITED, the band responsible for this year's entry, is the "all star line-up" of Lithuanian popular performers. Created and masterminded by Andrius Mamontovas, the famous Lithuanian rock singer, they deliver this catchy song with a message that's hard to resist. Lithuanian President is a fan - he invited LT UNITED to his office to perform in the event staged to celebrate Lithuania's Independence Day. Two weeks later, the nation made the same choice - LT UNITED witnessed unprecedented support during the national selection of ESC, pocketing almost twice as many votes from the viewers as the closest runners-up. And their popularity keeps growing - in March, LT UNITED became Lithuanian ambassadors of United Nations Development Programme "Time To Help The Others".
"The idea of this song came to me during a live TV discussion about Eurovision. It just stuck in my head. Is the song ironic? Well, there's certain element of irony involved, of course. But the fact is, this is a song for the winners. A happy, uplifting song", Mamontovas said.
"This is the musical equivalent of national basketball team. Combined, the members of this line-up have the biggest experience of touring and performing in foreign countries. Our strength is unity, so I'm 100% sure about this idea", Mamontovas said.
After winning Lithuanian ESC selection, LT UNITED chose an alternative approach of promotion. Forget the trips to European capitals and performances in nightclubs.
"There will be no public performances of this song until the day of ESC semi-final. No radio promo CDs to be issued, as well.
One might spend a lifetime trying to get into the spotlight. Trying again and again to sneak in through the back door of this thing called "showbiz". We chose a different approach - we'll take a limo and arrive right at the main entrance. We're going to Athens not to compete against anybody. The fact is, we have the song of the Eurovision winners. And we are going to perform it", Andrius said.
So, ladies and gentlemen, let's meet the winners

Picture if you will "We are the champions", and take out the redeeming features of mild-mannered Ron, a pool, and plastic inflatables (that reads quite deviant to the unitiated). Replace with a motley collection of travelling salesmen and accountants, and you have Lithuania this year. They're very much loved in their home nation, which says more about Lithuanian culture than anyone should need to know. One of these jokers is actually a member of "Skamp", which entered Eurovison in 2001 with the only previous decent Lithuanian entry. He clearly didn't have much input here.
The base Batlic nation have truly cemented their position of ultimate Euro embarrassments (having wrested the honour from Portugal) this year, with noise so abject that I defy you not be wincing within the first 30 seconds. Tears will well up in your eyes, toes shall curl, and exit routes will be eyed up. Watch out for the skinhead freaky dancer in the power suit.

"Crap Rap"

LT United admires...Crazeylegs Crane

"Crazylegs started out as a mere unstudy to the Pink Panther, and stayed there" Andrius didn't utter. "He was constantly chasing a buzzing insect to absolutely no avail and wore a battered straw hat at a jaunty angle. Even though he was basically a loser and had a vacuous Texan look on his beak, he pretended he was special, and that was good enough for me".

  

We Are The Winners

We are the winners
We are, we are!
We are the winners
We are, we are!

We are the winners of Eurovision
We are, we are! We are, we are!
We are the winners of Eurovision
We are, we are! We are, we are!

So, you gotta vote,
Vote, vote for the winners
Vote, vote, vote for the winners

We are the winners of Eurovision
(de Vilnius city a Paris)
(LT United ici)
We are the winners of Eurovision
(chantons la meme chanson)
('cos we got it goin' on)

Everyday you hear us on the radio
(that's right)
And everyday you see us on the news
(yeah)
It doesn't matter in mono or in stereo
(it's better in stereo)
'cos we are here to represent the truth that

We are the winners of Eurovision
We are, we are! We are, we are!
We are the winners of Eurovision
We are, we are! We are, we are!
Go baby!

We are the winners of Eurovision
We are, we are! We are, we are!
We are the winners of Eurovision
We are, we are! We are, we are!

We are the winners of Eurovision
We are the winners of Eurovision
We are the winners of Eurovision
We are the winners of Eurovision

You gotta vote, vote, vote for the winners
Vote, vote, vote for the winners
'coz we are the winners of Eurovision
Vote!

Why is Lithuania the only Baltic state that hasn’t won Eurovision? “We just haven’t,” they said. “Anyway, Lithuanians love to travel. Lithuania has always chosen not to win because that way we get to travel to new places.