Big
on dance, small on pants. It's Belarus third attempt at Eurosong, and
they're going downhill fast. Last year the grand dame of Belarussian music
stomped out of the hall after failing to qualify for the final, and I
can see more heel stomping this year. This grand dame is a coal-miners
daughter type of a lass, with a washing board stomach and sink plunger
of a voice.
It appears that Polina is reluctant to tell us her age, but though I'm
guessing she's into her thirties, she gamely grinds on in the video, sporting
the smallest pair of shorts seen outside of Copacabana Beach. It's a dog
of a song, the usual I'm in love but I can't write about it very well
effort. Her blurb says she never ceases to amaze, and is a fashion leader.
So take note you fashion houses, pink sequined shorts and thigh high pvc
boots are the next big thing! Polina, however, is not. Watch out for an
assisted back flip. Today the world, tomorrow traction.
5th up during the semi-final, so the whole sorry experience for Belarus
2006 will be over by about 9:30CET on Thursday, following three minutes
of Polina & her lumpen backing dancers slamming the re-inforced stage
out of time, and out of tune. |