29-year-old Tomas Thordarson is representing Denmark at this year’s Eurovision Song Contest. His victory at the Danish Eurovision prelims was, in fact, Tomas´ second on national television.

Two years ago, he won the opening round in the first series of Danish TV talent show, “Star for a Night”.Shortly after his performance in “Star for a Night”, Tomas realised how important music was to him and that the most important thing for him was to be able to make his living from what made him really happy. That decision resulted in a hugely successful debut album.

Anorak Corner
Of the 10 songs going through, watch out for;
Kåre Thøgersen who is the lead singer of Mom (formerly known as Momb). They are practically unknown in Denmark, but huge in Asia.
Jan Klausen who is the lead singer of PartyAnimals.
Nanna Larsen who is the former lead singer of Plazma. They had a hit single called "Getting married (Ding dong ding)" 5 years ago.
Ditlev Ulriksen who is the lead singer of Innocent (formerly known as Innocent Blood). They performed at the Danish 2003 JESC national final, and has submitted several songs to the DMGP in the past...but none of them were chosen.

The Singer
 
Preliminary Notes...
Flares Black suit, white T-shirt, Pube hair
Tiny pointy nose will get a bushy Scandi tache later on in life
Bouncing, lateral dancing
Stripped off jacket halfway through, and galloped along the front row of a startled audience. A few grannies seemed pleased enough to drink in the musk emanating from his overactive groin.

The Past
Denmark started the new Millennium by showing just what they could give to Europe music wise, but at the same time refusing to get involved with a new coinage system. 
Two beardies somehow managed to bring home the Danish bacon in 2000, and a more deserved song from King Rollo came a close second the year after. And the co-host that year was a marvel too.
Their last appearance in 2002 saw last place for Malene, showing of her man's girth. That looks like a blip, hoever, and there's no reason why Denmark shouldn't continue her steadily impressive crap-pop heritage.

The Song
When sung, the title of the song (Si' det' løgn) sounds like "seedy line" in English. Maybe it's all about the financial distress of the singer after spending so much kroner on Spanish sex chat lines. Maybe.

Alternative Translation of Verse...
"I just cant work out how to stay away
I need help or I will stroke throughout the day
It costs an awful lot to speak to lovely Grits
But how can I refuse
When she starts playing with her...bits"

Overall

Since when has a Northern European nation gone for a Latino song...erm oh, that'll be the UK last year.
One of the most unassuming of Euro countries, let's hope that the fact that Denmark's singer is under 50 years old doesn't hamper him.
Tomas should scrape into the final, especially if he does his Chippendale thing during the inevitable instrumental phase.
Get stamping you feet and throwing your arms above your head. Yeah!

In a Nutshell
"Tomas the Dank Gusset"

Shame on You
 
Na na na na...

I guess we were what you'd call happy
I thought it would never end
But where did the love go?
I just go around waiting for you night and day

In my dreams you're here with me
I wish I could hold you
But it's as if my life has come to a stop
The days are so dark, they're so sad and gray

Everybody knows it, everybody can see it, say it's a lie
Why are you fooling me?
Come on and tell me, now I need to know it, say it's a lie
'Cause it's about time you give me an answer

You know how much I love you
Even though you're trying to fool me
I don't want to play your games anymore
'Cause you only laugh every time I turn away

Everybody knows it, everybody can see it, say it's a lie
Why are you fooling me?
Come on and tell me, now I need to know it, say it's a lie
'Cause it's about time you give me an answer

Na na na na...

Everybody knows it, everybody can see it, say it's a lie
Why are you fooling me?
Come on and tell me, now I need to know it, say it's a lie
'Cause it's about time you give me an answer

Everybody knows it, everybody can see it, say it's a lie
Why are you fooling me?
Come on and tell me, now I need to know it, say it's a lie
'Cause it's about time you give me an answer

(Everybody knows it, everybody can see it, say it's a lie)
Why are you fooling me?
Come on and tell me, now I need to know it, say it's a lie
'Cause it's about time you give me an answer

Sig Det' Løgn
 
Na na na na...

Vi var vel det man kalder lykkelige
Jeg troede aldrig det sku' blive forbi
Men hvor var det nu den kærlighed blev af?
Jeg går bare rundt og venter på dig nat og dag

I mine drømme er du her hos mig
Jeg ville ønske jeg ku' holde om dig
Men det' som om mit liv er gået helt i stå
Alle dage er så mørke, de' så triste og grå

Alle ved det, alle kan se det, sig det' løgn
Hvorfor mon du holder mig for nar?
Tag og sig det, nu må jeg vide det, sig det' løgn
For det er tid til du giver mig et svar

Du ved jo godt hvor højt jeg elsker dig
Selv om du prøver på at snyde mig
Jeg vil ikke mere spille dine spil
For du griner bar' hver gang jeg vender ryggen til

Alle ved det, alle kan se det, sig det' løgn
Hvorfor mon du holder mig for nar?
Tag og sig det, nu må jeg vide det, sig det' løgn
For det er tid til du giver mig et svar

Na na na na...

Alle ved det, alle kan se det, sig det' løgn
Hvorfor mon du holder mig for nar?
Tag og sig det, nu må jeg vide det, sig det' løgn
For det er tid til du giver mig et svar

Alle ved det, alle kan se det, sig det' løgn
Hvorfor mon du holder mig for nar?
Tag og sig det, nu må jeg vide det, sig det' løgn
For det er tid til du giver mig et svar

(Alle ved det, alle kan se det, sig det' løgn)
Hvorfor mon du holder mig for nar?
Tag og sig det, nu må jeg vide det, sig det' løgn
For det er tid til du giver mig et svar

Prediction Semi Final 2nd
Final 5th
Tomas
(& a cat eating a fish) 
Charly